ROBIN: What's he do, nibble your bum?
TIM: He's got huge, sharp-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
ARTHUR: Go on, Boris. Chop his head off!

So we finally did it. Our neighbor Ryan has two female toy poodles and when he got back from a trip and picked them up from the kennel, one was hapai. Not really sure what kinda of mix we are looking at: Cockapoo. Shitzpoo. Poobernard. Greyoodle. Poostifff...could be anything.
The kids are over the moon happy and were a great help in naming her. Lily wanted to name her Black Sparkle. I was rooting for Dr. Kobayashi (imagine yelling THAT at the dog park - would so TOTALLY win - but nobody thought it was funny but me - but I digress). Jake suggested McQueen, as in Lighthing McQueesn from Cars. We pointed out that McQueen was a boy and that the dog was a girl, so he came back with Sally, McQueen's Porche 911 girlfriend.
So, here's Sally Sparkle Evans. Stop by and let her sniff you.