October 27, 2008

Finally!


Lily's got one down...19 to go...

She's the last of all her friends to lose that first tooth and I think she was starting to get a little worried.

One of Kim and my jokes about having kids was that they might get lucky and get only the best of each of us:

  • tall

  • lean

  • perfect 20/20 vision

  • easily managed hair

  • straight teeth


Or their opposites.

Now, I'm no dentist, but I think with Lily we can safely say five out of five ain't happening.

Public radio reviews....



...the new AC/DC album?

Even the Washington Post!

Apparently the demographic has changed. Time was when you could only count on jazz, indy rock, classical....

Of course the radio story makes the case that surges in AC/DC's popularity in Great Britain are related to tough economic times (see post below). Whatever. You know you just wanted to review an actual rock album instead of the newest world beat mix.

October 20, 2008

Required listening


Listened to both of these. Now, I THINK that I have a little bit better grasp of the most dramatic shock to the American economic system since before my parents were born:

The Big Pool of Money

Another Frightening Show About the Economy

Religious listeners of This American Life have already heard them. Great explanations and if that fires you up, subscribe to the
Planet Money podcast and blog
from NPR and you'll soon be fretting over the LIBOR and TED spread like me.

Of course, in the grand scheme of things, our current fiscal freakout will seem like so much yesterdays news 20 years from now.

I remember very distinctly freaking out back in 1987 with Brother Codpiece thinking that "This is it - a new Great Depression...."

So if you are wigging about the bailout package or the credit freeze, just do what we did back in college: get stoned, listen to the Nuge, and sit out on the roof of the dorm watching the sunset. It'll all sort itself out.

I think Warren Buffet does the same thing.

October 17, 2008

I got a nickname!


I'm not a White House reporter, frat boy, fighter pilot, or boxer, so I've never been the kind of person that would spontaneously get a nickname.

I mean a REAL nickname.

Not one based on your own name (sorry UofAPilot, "Brevans" doesn't rise to the level).

Not one that you chose yourself as you're nom de Rock (so to Brother Codpiece, "Brother Loud" doesn't count either).

One that people assign to you based on your behavior and/or appearance. One that you sometimes really hate because it's based on your behavior and/or appearance. I can't imagine that Karl "Turd Blossom" Rove is too enamored of his nick, but serves him right.

Anyway, a few years ago I realized that Kim's hula practice every Thursday night left me with a night of solo dad work. Being a selfish bastard, I told her that I'd like a night off too to go surfing. If that was ok honey. And fortunately it was.

So began Wednesday night Boy's Night Out. For the first few months it meant going surfing and not having to be around to pick up kids and do the whole bedtime routine.

Then I finally convinced Iamnotasurfer to try to become one and he joined me. At that point Boy's night out morphed into surf/drink beer/see whatever quality movie was out.

That continued for a little more than a year until Iamnotasurfer decided to move to SF and become an architect/luthier/cold water surfer/ad guru. Whatever.

Well, I've stuck it out without a surf partners and kept up the drink beer part. I'll drink alone, but hell if I'm going up to the ticket booth and only buying one ticket. That's messed up.

So I was out a few Wednesdays ago at Straight Out's (that's 37's to you Surf3's) and one of the regulars (who in my interior monologue I have given the nickname "Tiny" because he's probably about 260 lbs) looks over and asks me:

"You surf yesterday?" << apply proper pidgin inflection

Me: No. I only surf on Wednesdays. Why was it good?

Tiny: Ho brah. Was unreal.

The next week I'm out again and Tiny sees me.

"HEY, WEDNESDAY !"

Check that one off the life list.

October 16, 2008

I try...

I really try not to inject politics into the LilyandJacoblog but this just cracks me up.

Somebody grabbed some frames of last nights debate, capturing some of John McCain's bizarre facial movements.



This being the web, people have taken the video and run with it. I love the internets.

October 09, 2008

Window display

Every time we open a new exhibit, we install a window display at the Border's at Ward Center. Since everybody but me is working 100% on the reopening of Hawaiian Hall next summer, the job has fallen to me.



Of course, we have to disassemble the old one and take all the stuff back to the museum. That's when Lily and Jake get to share space with things like whale vertebrae.

October 05, 2008

Fun at the Park

Had gymnastics on the brain after watching the Olympics. Tried out our moves up at Na Pueo Park















Dad tried doing a handstand with assistance. Not enough.

September 06, 2008

Ok. Back to business

Enough with musings on judicial systems, democracy, anniversaries of important speeches...this is a blog to share pictures of my cute kids.


PURPLE CHEETAHS! and coach Brad...yep. Much fun.



Jake takes a water break during his first game.



The soccer siblings



Lily about to put the hurt on a piñata...such a change from way back in her PETP (People for the Ethical Treatment of Piñatas) days.


Lonesome Cowboy Jake



Playing with Zachary Myers



A family in balance



Jedi in training: Jacob the padawan.

September 02, 2008

"In a world..."

..where the guy who says 'in a world' for movie previews dies, it makes the news.

Aloha Don:



and because who can resist:

August 28, 2008

Upon further reflection....


Here it is, the anniversary of the 'I Have a Dream' speech, and the day in 2008 that Barak Obama accepts the Democratic party's nomination for president. So I was thinking about it....forget Harding from that previous post....the first democratically elected president of the US was selected a mere 40 years ago and, irony of ironies, it was Richard Milhouse Nixon.

August 13, 2008

American Judical Exceptionalism - Like Miles in a Metric World?


Catchy lede huh?

Earlier this year I got selected for jury duty.

Unlike a lot of people I was psyched to get chosen and hear a case.

After a couple delays that pushed back jury selection I got down to the district court there were forms to fill out and orientations to listen to.

Eventually we made it into the courtroom and heard mini-openings from the prosecution and defense.

Murder case! Cool this is gonna be interesting.

Well, not really. Seems there was a drunken brawl and somebody got stabbed and died. The first person who was accused and acquitted was now accusing somebody else. Oh. And there was no physical evidence to tie the new accused to the crime. He was there, but so were 20 other drunk guys at 2:00 a.m.

So, eyewitness testimony from a drunken acquitted witness. oh-kay. This was gonna be a hard sell for the prosecutor.

So jury selection began and people got into the jury box and answered questions. Some were peremptorily challenged by either side. Of course people also tried to get out of service for a variety of reasons. Care of children or elderly relatives, small business owners, relatives of police, people who had friends or family murdered (there was one...shudder).

I got called up and like a good American I tried to shirk my duty. We had just made plans for Spring Break days before the summons, including plane tickets and reservations. This proved good enough to get me a deferment. Just a deferment till the next round....and I honestly do want to be on a jury (though I'm glad I didn't waste my time on that one - he got acquitted too of course) but when they asked "Any reason that you can't serve?" I said "Well, was planning a trip..."

But the take away message for me form the whole thing was something that the judge kept repeating to prospective jurors over and over.

He would tell us all about our civic duty and how citizens in a democracy should step up. About how the judicial system in the US is a model for other nations and how a trial by jury is a cornerstone of that system.

Then he said (not verbatim): "You know, not many countries around the world use the jury trial. It's part of our common law heritage from English law. If this were a trial in most other places in the world, the accused wouldn't have the opportunity to have a jury trial - he'd be judged by a panel of judges...."

This made me think.

So like the English/Imperial system of measurement (which all right thinking people loathe), the American use of jury trials puts us in the minority of world judicial systems.



(NOTE: Don't go by size of course....number of countries is the key here)

Here's a map to simplify things. Blue are civil law (ie. trial by judges), salmon are common law areas (jury trials). Interestingly India abolished jury trials since they are too easily swayed by the media.

So actually, our judicial system is NOT a beacon to other countries. If anything, countries are moving the opposite way....And when you look at rock stupid jury verdicts like Rodney King and O.J.'s, it makes you thing that we actually might have something to learn from the rest of the world here.

August 12, 2008

My Little Gourmand


I love telling the story of how when Lily was just 2 or so and starting to let us know her food preferences, she really enjoyed cheese.

And since she got stuck with us, it's rare to have velveeta or american cheese slices in the fridge. Far more likely to find aged smoked gouda, feta, extrasharp cheddar, and other more adult cheesy comestibles.

It shouldn't have come as a surprise when Lily would call out her choices by name rather than just a request for generic "cheese".

But hearing a whiny two year old screech - "BRIIIIEEEEEEE ! I want BRRIIIIEEEEEE!" was hilarious to say the least.

Fast forward a few years.

Making dinner the other night: rice, veggies, applesauce and pork chops (sauteed with butter and oil, little bit of garlic, little bit of cinnamon).

Lily: What's that?

Me: Pork chops

L: I don't like it.

M: Um....you like hot dogs...you like kalua pig....this is the same thing...

L: I'm not gonna eat it...

M: Try it...there's cinnamon plus with the applesauce it's really good.

L: No.

M: Here's a little piece with just a touch of applesauce...they taste good together..it's like that part in Ratatouille where Remy and his brother....

(NOTE: Appealing to Pixar animated characters is sometimes useful to help make a point or misdirect small children)

Jake: MMMMMM....I don't like it...I LOVE IT!

M: Thank you.

(NOTE: Occasionally rival siblings will take opposing viewpoints merely to piss off one another. But if that means that at least one kid eats their dinner without kvetching, bring it on)

L (beginning to lose it): No...I WON'T!

M: Well Jake likes it...

L (blubber whine pout stink eye): IF THIS WAS SUSHI THERE WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM !

August 10, 2008

Happy Birthday Lily



Interestingly Lily and Jake's birthdays always fall on the same day of the week. He was born exactly 28 days before his big sis (this year they were on Tuesdays). Kim and I share birthday days of the week too but on two Thursdays (this year at least) much farther apart.

Lily asked for cinnamon cupcakes for her special treat and she got em...along with all sorts of cool presents.



Don't know if she considered a really pretty sunset a score but the rest of us thought so.

The real party was on Saturday when she and some friends from Ma'ema'e (and preschool before that) all hung out at the house, watched Alvin and the Chipmunks, ate ice cream, played dress up...then went to the fair!



Ala Moana has been hosting the Family Fun Fair for the last three years - great place for rides and corndogs. And since the kids are at such an age, things like the lagoon, rocks with crabs crawling about, and the fun house are all you need to have fun. Well, an access all rides all day long bracelet didn't hurt either.

August 09, 2008

Jake goes to kindergarten



Over the course of the past couple weeks, Jake has been orienting at Ma'ema'e. The schedule is one bound to make working parents tear their hair out:

Monday: Boys 8:30 - 10:00
Tuesday: Girls 8:30 - 10
Wednesday: Boys 8-12
Thursday: Girls 8-12
Friday: No school at all...

....or some such nonsense.

Back when I WAS A KID mom and dad just dropped us off the first day, kiss on the cheek, buh bye - kindergarten time. But you try and tell the kids today that, and they won't believe you (thank you Monty Python



But Jake was ready....
Pencils? Check
Folders? Check
Erasers? Check
Apron? Check
Crayons? Check
Watercolors? Check
Favorite dinosaur t-shirt? Check
Sauropod toy (saltasaurus if you are keeping track)? Check




One last hug from Mom for good measure then it was time. Fortunately he has two friends from preschool in his class (and he and Kaela are the two little lovebirds - oy) so he'll be fine.



Lily was stoked to start school with a messenger bag that she'd been lusting after for months.



Jake? He's just psyched.

August 06, 2008

Special guest: Kim



Well, there it is. It's 7:50pm and the kids have done a fabulous job this Wednesday evening while their dad is out surfing. Finished their homework, ate dinner, had 45 minutes of free time, stopped nicely and transitioned into the shower, cleaned up their toys, brushed their teeth and got comfortable in bed with their book of choice.

Lily chose to read her new birthday book....Where Do I Come From.

After a little gasp, giggle and a cover of her mouth with her hand, I had to ask..."what are you laughing at?"

"Mom, did you know that the stuff that comes out of my nose came from dad's penis?"

Flabbergasted, I inquired curiously, "Where did you read that? Show me." She pointed to the paragraph that explained how after the wriggling about, it ends with something like a sneeze. Needless to say I had to read that page out loud and clarify that her hunnabutta does not come from her dad's penis.

However, she did need to verify that to make a baby the man's penis has to go inside the woman's vagina. Big giggles from Lily. And then the inevitable..."Mom, did dad do that to you?"

"Yes," with textbook calmness I replied.

"eeeuuu. I don't ever want to have a baby. I'm not going to get married."

So now I get to don on my anthropology degree and add, "you know Lily, we are of the homo sapien species and if we don't make babies then we won't have more of our species. "

You can image that at this point I'm thinking Brad is missing out. This is absolutely hilarious. Of course, knowing Lily, she'll want to talk about this some more.

We both agreed that she could come to me for questions to clarify rather than her 7 year old friends.

Oh no, now I hear Jacob asking...what are you reading.

Time to turn of the lights in the room! - Kim

August 01, 2008

Dear Third Day



Radiohead wants their album cover back.

July 25, 2008

Happy (Belated) Birthday To Me



Happy Birthday To Me
I'm one hundred and three
I still go to preschool
And I miss my Mommy.

My Mommy's at work
She fired a jerk
She hired a monkey
To do my homework

The monkey couldn't do it
And he said "Boo hoo"
He went out of the door
And back to the zoo

*As taught to me by Jacob



* Cartoons by Ross Yamanaka. I wish by me.

July 21, 2008

How are these men similiar?


It would probably help to know who they are.

Well, most people will be able to ID Nelson Mandela.

You know, the 90 year old Nobel Peace Prize winner only recently removed from the US Government's terrorist watch list...one down, 999,999 "security risks' to go! That Ed Kennedy guy still probably has an axe to grind about that thing in Dallas, but I digress.

The other guy....no one? Bueller? Bueller?

Well, here's how I got started on this.

I was listening to the BBC's reporting on Nelson Mandela's 90th birthday and they mentioned that he was "South Africa's first democratically elected president". This got me to thinking.

If universal suffrage = democracy (and conversely less than universal suffrage <> democracy) then I wondered who was the US's first democratically elected president?

Washington? Yeah right...No it took another 133 years after him to actually elect a president democratically in the USA.

Any guesses? Well, I did pretty much give it away by showing his picture above.

Warren G. Harding btw.

July 08, 2008

Happy Birthday Jake!


And Kevin Bacon too. And that dude who invented the Zeppelin...um...what's his name again? Oh and the Wall Street Journal! And Marty Feldman!

Only Jake got coffee ice cream cake on the deck though. And dinosaurs, airplanes, cards, hugs, etc.

June 24, 2008

Yet another music quiz



More bands than 8-bit rockers!

Now with answers!

This quiz made the rounds a couple years ago but I'd never seen it till recently.

Make a pot of coffee, turn off the phone, and make sure the boss is out of the office since it's gonna take a while and you'll need help from friends and/or family.

DOWNLOAD HERE - you'll need to have MS Excel to play.