Al is Ned and I am Homer....
I don't mean that Al is an Bible Thumping teetotling squeaky clean uber-dad with a six pack hidden under his shirt. Au contraire mon frere. Al keeps his six packs in the fridge.
I mean that I am the one who borrows tools and does not return them in a timely measure (by any stretch). And I like doughnuts too - remarkable similarities, no?
So when Al called asking for the drill that he assumed that HE LOANED ME, I said "Sorry dude, that is ONE tool that I actually do own."
Silence...
Al: "Can I borrow your drill dude?"
Me: "Of COURSE...but I'm taking a picture though since it might never happen again !"
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