Scene: Morning, dad is putting on clothes, getting ready for work. Dr. Jake arrives for a house call with his big plastic stethoscope.
Dr: Time to check you out.
Me: OK. Do I have to take my shirt off?
Dr: No just lift it up. (Puts stethoscope on my stomach)
Me: OK. How's that?
Dr: OK. Hmmmm
Me (DEEP BREATH)
Dr: HMMMM
Me (DEEP BREATH)
Dr: HMMM. (Shakes head)
Me: Are we done?
Dr: No. I've got to check your piko (bellybutton).
Me (thinking) pleasenolint pleasenolint
Dr: Uh oh
Me: Sounds serious...AM I ok?
Dr (stage whisper) : CAVITIES !
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